Mèmons-Nous! #6 - Rules of the Internet 1/2

Le 6ème épisode de "Mèmons-Nous!" est là!
(et c'était pas d'la tarte...)

Au programme les Règles de l'Internet!
Et comme c'est assez long a traiter et bien ce sera fait en 2 épisodes!

Cette première partie va vous causer des règles 1 à 33, les règles 34 à 47 (+ une bonus) seront traitées dans l'épisode 7 - The Force Aw...wait?! o_O

D'ici là, jouissez pleinement de ces 18 minutes de folie, comme bon vous semble...dans la tenue vestimentaire de votre choix...

-Bisous comme les filles-

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Les règles traitées dans cette vidéo:
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous
4. Anonymous is legion
5. Anonymous never forgives
6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver
8. There are no real rules about posting
9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban
10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored
12. Anything you say can and will be used against you
13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed
14. Do not argue with trolls - it means that they win
15. The harder you try the harder you will fail
16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17. Every win fails eventually
18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19. The more you hate it the stronger it gets
20. Nothing is to be taken seriously
21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post
26. Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason
28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man
29. In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. There are no girls on the internet
31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32. You must have pictures to prove your statements
33. Lurk more - it's never enough
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Liens documentation:
- La Nétiquette c'est quoi? http://netiquette.fr/
- Texte officiel dans les archives d'Internet: https://archive.org/details/RulesOfTheInternet
- La page Wiki qui liste l'ensemble des règles existantes (le "putain d'bordel"): http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

- Pour ceux qui veulent se balancer des oreillers à la gueule le 4 avril: http://quefaire.paris.fr/fiche/55954_international_pillow_fight_day_2015
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Liens vidéos:
- Rukia explain what internet is for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pH1YoDyYUw
- The Internet is for Porn (l'originale): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404
- I heard you like tits (2009 – MC KitKat?): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_tugByqt8A&x-yt-ts=1422579428&x-yt-cl=85114404
- TITS or GTFO (2012 - Christian Ice): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-wBo5_sV0I
- San Fransico Pillow Fight 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erk1eCF9JfQ
- London Celebrating World Pillow Fight Day at Trafalgar Square: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIxswyhElu0
- Developpement du foetus semaine après semaine (si vous savez pas comment on fait les bébés..): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wD5injt_ZI
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Sources principales:
- http://knowyourmeme.com
- https://encyclopediadramatica.se
- http://www.urbandictionary.com/
- https://fr.wikipedia.org

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